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Can anything go wrong with these two agents on a river? Read on.

Title: Adrift on a Canoe

Author: Pattie

Rated: G

Spoilers: Anywhere past Season 3 Almost a sequel to
"Sailor Spooky", without the mess.

Summary: Two F.B.I agents rent a canoe on a nice summer
Sunday. Can anything go wrong... we shall see.

Feedback: patfiler2016@outlook.com

Archive: Gossamer, naturally. Ask, please, out of common
courtesy. Besides, my Muse is so---- hungry.

Disclaimer: Chris Carter, 1013 Productions, and Fox Studios
own them. I just take them out to play and send them home
safe and clean. Also, the song "Cruising Down the River"
was composed by Eily Beadell and Nell Tollerton, played
by Ross Morgan and His Orchestra for the movie of the
same title. No copyright infringement intended.
Note: The title came from Mulderscreek.com Title Challenge.

Mulder and Scully were free to enjoy a Sunday free from cases
of extreme possibilities, mysterious disappearances and the
oddball quest to dig into the unsolved things filed under "X".

Mulder wanted to treat his partner to some fun knowing her
nose would be in a book, or her silky, gloved hands doing
housework."

"Why are we out here when you usually get your kicks on such
a beautiful day, sneaking into the office to go through the
wonderful world of the unknown, Mulder?" This had to be one
of his wild goose chases, she was thinking.

Frank Bradley presented the pair with a boat, oars and
life jackets. "You are all set, the weather is great,
I see you have food. Enjoy." The man smiled broadly, as
business had been rather slow lately-- partly due to the
downturn in the economy, he thought.

"Scully, just enjoy it. Thanks, Frank."

"No problem, Fox. I met Agent Scully when you were in
hospital last year. See you. I have some accounting
to do." He quickly walked back to his office.

As the two sat down and grabbed the oars, the question
came up. "Did you take your Gravol Mulder? You know what
happened the last time when the storm came..."

"Yes, Doctor. I even packed it. Can you sing *Cruising
Down the River* for me?"

A puzzled look came over the woman's face. "No. I know the
words, but you know I cannot sing very well. Why?"

"Gee, I thought it would put me in the mood for...um,
sailing."

"No way. Get that oar into the water now, no don't think
about it. We both need the exercise."

"Party pooper." Mulder grabbed his oar and they both rowed
down the river for a while, taking in the scenery. Trees
either blossom-filled or fruiting, reeds along the way,
gorgeous flowers.

"Scully, any second thoughts about our partnership?" He
passed her a Granola bar.

"Sometimes. You?"

Mulder was silent for a few seconds. "Well, I knew you
were hired to debunk my theories, and they knew I
wanted to work alone. Actually, I enjoy the company.
Knowing you mostly have my back makes me more secure.
In fact, as a partner, you are the cutest..."

"Mulderrr... I may not be armed right now, but..."

"I know, keep rowing. Let's change the subject. Remember
that guy who could change into other people and
he went to your apartment?"

Where was he going with this? "Unfortunately, yes. He
even had the nerve to say you and I didn't talk much on
a peronal basis."

"He was right."

"After he was locked away, he said you were a loser. I had
to remind you were not. Let's keep rowing. No more shop
talk."

"Yes, mummy dearest." He dug into his backpack. "I brought my
radio." As he turned it on, they heard this: 'And now by special
request, *Cruisin' Down the River*, by Russ Morgan and his
Orchestra.'

Scully shook her head, then stared at Mulder.

"What?"

"Mulder, tell me you didn't."

"Surprised me. No, I didn't. Just enjoy," he said, with a
Cheshire Cat grin, as he felt his face turning 30 shades
of red.

"Oh, I want to believe you, but you know quite well I
don't." Now who's face was turning red.

"I can turn the station or turn it off."

"That's okay. I love this song. Mom played the old 78 a lot
when we were kids. I can't sing along, though."

"Darn. Umm, Scully... I have a question for you. No need to
answer, though." He grabbed a Granola bar.

"Okay. Let's talk. What do you want ask?"

Oh boy, he had meant to do this much earlier. "When did you
know?"

Scully was struck dumb.

"Well? Nobody from work is here now, Scully."

"Oh, I think the first day I walked into the office of 'the
F.B.I.'s Most Unwanted.' And you?"

A moment of silence not only to swallow his bar, but to
carefully choose his words. "When you walked out of the
office that day, turned around, and said, 'See you
tomorrow.' Coincidence or fate, partner?"

Scully smiled broadly, as the moon rose. "Fate. Better get
back to home base, partner."

"Gee, what kind of partner?"

"Mulder, just shut up, turn around and row."

So as you can see, these two people were definitely adrift
on a canoe. But not for long.


NOT THE END