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Title: Mulder Stole My Muse
Author: Pattie
Rated: PG
Spoilers: Almost everything.
Category: Vignette
Archive: Anywhere, and please tell me!
Feedback: Yes, please, at patfiler2016@outlook.com
Disclaimer: I don't own Mulder, Scully or the X-Files. We all know
who do. No, Obama didn't do it.
It had to be him Who else could it be? Do not tell me he wouldn't do
that. He's angry because I have tortured him as others have. I know
it.
Sneaking up on my back to accuse me of things. The nerve!
Don't touch this keyboard, Mr. I'm busy ragging you out. Go away.
Back to Fanicland! There. The room just got warmer.
It's revenge. I know it is.
Wait until I make him the most impotent man in the world.
He stole my sound drivers, too. I know it. I smelled that leather
jacket the moment all my songs wouldn't play.
Just wait. He will pay with some new torture, after stealing two
stories and messing up the music.
Scully will be busy in the AU I set up, and she will not be able to
stop me.
So he fell off of a curb, had food poisoning and all kinds of other
miseries. Is he at Chris Carter's back? No. Is he bugging Frank
Spotnitz? No. Why he hassles me at two in the morning is beyond me.
Oh, the persistant insomniac! Heh. Well, eat it up. Sir.
I had him coming out of all the situations. Even the Prozac issue.
Even the hand in the toilet situation. I remember the stroke I gave
him so well! Haha. I so fondly recall the Amore Philadelphia Style
time, when I had him drugged for love.
Oh no, get away again. I feel the draft and will not buy it. At least
I have not killed you off. You are my favourite torture slave!
Stealing my Muse was the most horrible thing you did to me. Well, it
is back. Take it like a man. The Muse's name shall not be revealed.
She put him through Hades all by herself, rescued him, then returned
him to me. I share her with a number of people!
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