Pattie's Pocketful of X-Fics

Mulder's New Year resolutions 1
Other Items
My Pocketful of Favorites
Missing Scenes Fanfics
Stand Alones
After the Truth...
Beyond After...
The Green Goo Fetus Stories
After The Run Series
Journey Series
Updates! Soon.
                           Title: Mulder's New Year's Resolutions l
                           Author: Pattie
                           Rated: PG-13 (one mild cuss word).
                           Summary: Mulder decides a list of resolutions is in 
                           Spoiler: Season 2.
                           Category: M POV, Humour.
                           Feedback: Always welcome!  
                           Archive: Gossamer, Ephemeral. Anywhere else, please ask 
                           and tell me where we've been.
                           Disclaimer: No monies earned; no copyright infringement 
                           intended. But I wouldn't leave them as orphans, either. 
                           Chris Carter, 1013 Productions and Fox Studios own the 
                           characters and the title.
                           ***** Reposted only because now it has a sequel *****
                           J. Edgar Hoover Building
                           Office of the F.B.I.'s Most Unwanted (well HE thought 
                           December 31, 1995
                           12:22 p.m., E.S.T.
                           It was New Year's Eve and Mulder wasn't in the mood to 
                           party.  Actually, it was only noon, and Scully had slipped 
                           out for lunch. The offer to join her was made, yet he felt 
                           there was something he needed to do.
                           Being a psychologist, he knew there was no sense in writing 
                           out a list of things to promise one's self to do and then end 
                           up pissed off at one's self for not meeting those lofty 
                           standards. However, his feeling was that he needed to 
                           straighten a few things out, and a new year was a symbol of 
                           fresh starts, new beginnings.
                           With pen in hand, he put words to paper:
                           This next year being 1996, I, Fox William Mulder do hereby 
                           resolve to accomplish the following tasks:
                           1) Clean my apartment from top to bottom, east to west, 
                           north to south and all points in between.
                           2) Stock my refrigerator with more than just orange juice 
                           and beer.
                           3) Cease and desist from leaving sunflower seed shells 
                           in company rental cars.
                           4) Refrain from ditching Scully the next time the need to 
                           follow a lead in haste threatens to overtake me, because I 
                           want to live to see Samantha again and other things to 
                           5) Continue to call Scully at night even just to ask if 
                           she knows if cats have bellybuttons.
                           6) Wear a wrist band to snap everytime I am tempted to 
                           call Skinner "Chrome-Dome" while out at the bar.
                           7) Kiss Scully passionately on the lips and wish her a 
                           Happy New Year tonight.  This year. 
                           8) Duck in case she's tempted to give me a knuckle 
                           sandwhich, and my radar indicates no such thing would happen 
                           if I did do, but I will duck.
                           9) Use all my training and leads to find Samantha and make 
                           up for all the lost years, my Mom's anguish, and the bitter 
                           trade-offs that have our family torn and tattered.
                           10) Duck tonight.
                           Signed, this 31st day of December, 1995
                           Fox William Mulder.

Enter content here

Enter supporting content here